Itzik Cohen Quotes & Sayings

Months after my first real breakup, I was experiencing the ego thrash that comes with watching an old boyfriend move on. I was lucky she wasn't a beauty queen. Dissecting her physical flaws was the aspirin that would not heal my wounds, but temporarily eased my pain. For the first time in my life, I managed to behave like a true southern belle. I lifted my lips into a bright smile and warmly greeted my enemy as if she were my new best friend.
With all the phony verbal sugar I could muster I said, "Hi! We haven't met before. My name's Maggie. — Maggie Young

Being from Australia, I've never even touched a gun. It's so not a part of our culture. — Emily Browning

I just want choices. It's not about making money and having a lot of friends in Hollywood; that's the last thing I want. — Bojana Novakovic

It's like night and day ... to do business, in Europe, there is no bull, they are pretty straightforward. — Caprice Bourret

Every adult should know that the appropriate place to eat ice cream is on the couch in front of the TV, watching TLC. "(mouthful of ice cream) See, those Hoarders, they're the ones with the problem! — Jim Gaffigan

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2. — Todd Barry

[Leafpool] waved her tail in greeting as she padded past Cloudtail and Daisy; as she left the clearing she heard Cloudtail meowing, "This time try to pretend I'm a badger and I'm going to eat your kits."
"But my kits really like you," Daisy protested. — Erin Hunter

Hello, Earth.
So this is how God sees you, sparkling blue against the dullest black. No wonder he made you. No wonder he made the sun and the stars so he could see you. — Rick Yancey

I took up an offer for me to lose 30 pounds in 30 days. It worked. I lost 30 days! — Zig Ziglar