Itsaturday Quotes & Sayings

The Miami Heat floor is great, but a lot of them are not. — Dwyane Wade

Christ, it's official. I have a hard-on for a straight guy. That's just terrific. — Ella Frank

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it." — Woody Allen

at his office while he was in Los Angeles. David was certain — Karen Kingsbury

The Russo brothers are the best people ever, and they cast me in 'Happy Endings.' I did text Joe Russo to say, 'I don't think my character dies, so if you need a local news cameraman to show up in 'Captain America 2' ... I know it doesn't make sense, but just hear me out on this!' He was really cool about it and turned me down right away. — Adam Pally

Back in those days intimidation was the greatest tool the drill instructor had. Without that tool, he would not have had control. — R. Lee Ermey

As long as death exists, man will continue to exist only as a shadow, not a real thing! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Prince Maxon surveyed the room and found me. Our eye met for a moment, and he smiled. — Kiera Cass

My words in her mind: cold polished stones sinking through a quagmire. — James Joyce

I'm a tidy, neat person. But I'm not a maniac. — Jamie Lee Curtis

The gods love to laugh at a happy man, however. — Joe Abercrombie

We live in a relativistic culture, where people are more con- cerned with being liked than being truthful. In A Sweet and Bitter Providence, John Piper does an outstanding job of bibli- cally defending key truths that the church often ignores. He gives us an example of how to take a bold and educated stand on issues of race, purity, and God's sovereignty. — Francis Chan

Finally, he backs off and looks at me, smiling. "First time you've been kissed by a man, Puss? A real man?"
I come back to my senses and says, breathlessly, "Put out the fire, Jared."
"If you mean the fire down below, Jacky, that will never go out ... ," he says, coming for me again.
"The fire on the desk, you fool! — L.A. Meyer

Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea. — Phyllis Diller

What use to skip those two grades in grammar school and get such a jump on everybody else,
when the result is to wind up so far behind? — Philip Roth