Istrapneus Quotes & Sayings

The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don't actually know what we actually know. — Bill Bryson

Ought we not, from time to time, open ourselves up to cosmic sadness? ... Give your sorrow all the space and shelter in yourself that is its due, for if everyone bears his grief honestly and courageously, the sorrow that now fills the world will abate. But if you do not clear a decent shelter for your sorrow, and instead reserve most of the space inside you for hatred and thoughts of revenge-from which new sorrows will be born for others-then sorrow will never cease in this world and will multiply. — Etty Hillesum

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight. — P.G. Wodehouse

I do have fun writing, and a long time ago, I told myself, 'You got to have fun at this, or it'll drive you nuts.' — Elmore Leonard

Do your best, but bear in mind that sometimes even your best efforts
don't give the desired results. — Eraldo Banovac

Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind of barbie doll crotch. — Robert Kirkman

In innocence there is no strength against evil [ ... ] but there is strength in it for good. — Ursula K. Le Guin

Modeling is the best because you have to look hot, which comes easy to me, you know. I'm blessed with that. — Ashton Kutcher