Irs Tax Forms Quotes & Sayings

What could be worse than being born without sight? Being born with sight and no vision. — Helen Keller

On average, since 9/11, the FBI reckons that just over 100,000 terrorism leads each year have come over the transom. Analysts and agents designate them as immediate, priority or routine, but the bureau says every one is covered. — Barton Gellman

Prayer and praise are the oars by which a man may row his boat into the deep waters of the knowledge of Christ. — Charles Spurgeon

Worship is accomplished with the life as well as with the words and attitudes of people. Changed and transformed lives testify to the character and supernatural power of the God of heaven. Closeness to Him produces changes in character and holiness. — Max Anders

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake! — George Carlin

Taste is something quite different from fashion, superior to fashion. — William Makepeace Thackeray

No one, however long they have held the post, lightly gives up the great office of Chancellor of the Exchequer. Certainly I did not. — Nigel Lawson

It's only because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves. — Franz Kafka

It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta — Dave Barry

I'm not a parenting expert by any means, but I've been interviewing and writing about kids for almost 20 years. — Nancy Jo Sales