Irritations From Contacts Quotes & Sayings

enjoy - the on-site health care, — Terry Hayes

Prove to me that you are not a figment of my imagination.
Am I a computer simulation?
Does the door swing both ways?
How can something come from nothing?
How do you know a line is straight?
If animals wanted to be eaten, would it be okay?
If time stopped then stared again, would we know about it?
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
What is creationism?
What is ethical? — Jessica Park

No matter how naturally gifted you are, it's your passion that's going to make you better and maybe touch some people. — Danger Mouse

I guess some of today's programming has rubbed off on me because I find myself having to set time around for touring, putting that together and then setting time around for recording. — Bootsy Collins

Churchill was in the lavatory in the House of Commons and his secretary knocked on the door and said: Excuse me Prime Minister, but the Lord Privy Seal wishes to speak to you. After a pause Churchill replied: Tell His Lordship: I'm sealed on The Privy and can only deal with one shit at a time — Winston S. Churchill

Every day's an adventure when I step out of my door. That's why I usually wear a hat and keep my head low. — Steve Buscemi

I do have a touch of OCD, and I used to obsess about research. But I'm better than I was. Gone are the days when I would drive to a set of traffic lights to find out if you could turn left. I finally realised it didn't matter. A book will not stand or fall on whether or not there's a branch of Starbucks in Brixton. — Mark Billingham

Sometimes we have to go wrong to go right - Acheron — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Conceptual integrity is the most important consideration in system design. — Fred Brooks

I don't want to get too dippy about all this. If you take the view of the scientist and everything is in a state of vibration, then every note is a vibration, which has a certain frequency, and you know that if you put 40 beats into a frequency it's going to be the same note every time. You take that into infrasound and people can be made to be sick, actually killed. Taking it the other way, not to be too depressing, what about euphoria, etc., and what about consciousness being totally ... no, I won't go into that one. Time warps. — Jimmy Page

To be wise and eke to love,
Is granted scarce to gods above. — Edmund Spenser

If you see something, say something. — Rich Redman

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. — David Spade