Irritant Contact Quotes & Sayings

I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself. — Lemony Snicket

New York is hard living. It's fun living, but it's hard. — Casey Wilson

I am in love with you. When I look at you, think about you, I can't decide if I want to fuck you, strangle you, or just hold you in my arms. Usually all three. And if that's not love, I don't know what is" ... "You're everything I've been searching for, before I even knew I was looking. — Emma Chase

And I always laugh at that, because I think I've always been doing what I want to do since Day 1. — Alanis Morissette

Goes like a Magician soona without a wings and soon he will follow his own death like Houdini. — Deyth Banger

The eye sees all, but the mind shows us what we want to see. — William Shakespeare

Not everyone is capable of sacrificing his own life. So it is, always has been and always will be. — Tadeusz Pankiewicz

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation. — Julian Clary

But then he didn't want to remember, because she had been nothing to him then, and his nature revolted from remembering her as she was when she was nothing to him. — D.H. Lawrence

Sometimes in this country, we don't focus a lot on people's experience and their resume. Mitt Romney would be the most experienced executive to be nominated since 1952. The fundamental task for the next president is going to be fixing things, cleaning things up, being a turnaround artist, if you will. — Artur Davis

In his second term, [Ronald] Reagan completed the work of his first term - the rich got really rich, everything was deregulated, advocacy programs were quashed, the Savings and Loan program was trashed, the deficit was tripled, unions were busted, Housing and Urban Developing was in shambles, banks were closing, the military got lots of new toys, the religious right was strong, and AIDS was ignored. — Kate Clinton

I go to coffee shops for my outlet. Which is just not healthy at all. — Jane Lynch

Belief and delusion are incestuous siblings. — Aleksandar Hemon

If one has to be right, then one has to be wrong, in a polarized world. Yes and no. But between yes and no there is an infinite range of possibilities, a full spectrum of maybe. If you are stuck in either/or, then you are missing the infinite." ~Gi — Brandon W. Jones