Irreplaceable Movie Quotes & Sayings

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. — Norm MacDonald

Believe me, if Archimedes ever had the grand entrance of a girl as pretty as Gloria to look forward to, he would never have spent so much time calculating the value of Pi. He would have been baking her a Pie! If Euclid had ever beheld a vision of loveliness like the one I see walking into my anti-math class, he would have forgotten all the geometry of lines and planes, and concentrated on the sweet simplicity of soft curves. If Pythagoras had ever had a girl look at him the way Gloria's eyes fix in my direction, he would have given up his calculations on the hypotenuse of right triangles and run for the hills to pick a bouquet of wildflowers. — David Klass

But that night I thought, in the simplest of terms, maybe love was not wanting to say goodbye. — Jeannine Allison

Who knows but that you will get up to find that the world has inverted itself yet again? — Megan Whalen Turner

My world is about stories that entertain; emotions that move; people you'll remember; literature that matters. — M.G. Crisci

The Lord loves holiness and transparency, and I think that if we are to worship Him properly and lead others to do the same, our day to day lives have to reflect that. — Kathryn Scott

When you travel, buy a historical book about the place, read to increase your knowledge on the beautiful places of the world. — Lailah Gifty Akita

It's easy to make perfect decisions with perfect information. Medicine asks you to make perfect decisions with imperfect information. — Siddhartha Mukherjee

A person doesn't feel, then act; rather, he acts, then feels. Change actions to change feelings. — Orrin Woodward