Irregardless Cafe Quotes & Sayings

How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space? — Andy Weir

I hadn't seen Jennifer in a week. Absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder.Whoever said that was a damn fool. Absence makes the heart suicidal. Take my heart for example. It hadn't stopped hurling itself against my ribs - at odd times, day or night - for a week. — Penny Reid

Laughter is an affect resulting from the sudden transformation of a heightened expectation into nothing. — Immanuel Kant

We tend to think of the gospel as God's program to make bad people good, not dead people alive. — Tullian Tchividjian

I have a great sensitivity to kids. I have a great sensitivity to the people that fall between the cracks. — Carl Paladino

My father gave me a bat for Christmas. The first time I tried to play with it, it flew away. — Rodney Dangerfield

But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being for the moment. No one is ever more him/herself than when they really laugh. Their defenses are down. It's very Zen-like, that moment. They are completely open, completely themselves when that message hits the brain and the laugh begins. That's when new ideas can be implanted. If a new idea slips in at that moment, it has a chance to grow. — George Carlin