Irony Quotes Quotes & Sayings

Even English Language doesn't provide you with the Synonyms of the word Success. — Kshitij Shringi

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I improvise therefore I exist! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova

Then Carrot said, "It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness, captain. That's what they say."
"What?" Vimes sudden rage was like a thunderclap. "Who says that? When has that ever been true? It's never been true! It's the kind of thing people without power say to make it all seem less bloody awful, but it's just words, it never makes any difference - — Terry Pratchett

And the irony is that they wrote better without access to my quotes. — Steve Carlton

A man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Irony of "importance": Those who deserve, don't get it; Those who don't, get it in abundance by you. — Shivam Singh

I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should. — Charles Dickens

So, your kids must love the iPad?" I asked Mr. [Steve] Jobs, trying to change the subject. The company's first tablet was just hitting the shelves. "They haven't used it," he told me. "We limit how much technology our kids use at home."
(Nytimes article, Sept. 10, 2014) — Nick Bilton

Food- the only thing that the fortunate ones put aside to satisfy their fancy dietary plans and work load while the less fortunate ones work to earn. — Adhish Mazumder

The other shoppers were too well behaved to stare at the green-headed stoner and the tear-streaked lady zigzagging up the aisles with a chubby bearded guy scurrying behind them picking up the things they dropped. — Amy Goldman Koss

It was nineteen fifty seven, the Little Rock nine were escorted to school by Federal troops under the order of President Eisenhower to counteract the attempt of Arkansas Governor Faubus to prevent it. Southern racial tensions produced a supreme irony: Federal troops against the National Guard. This visible strife between state and nation was one of the evidences of the racial turmoil of the times — Sara Niles

I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on! — Ljupka Cvetanova

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

I was tired of this silly joking about my 'speaking countenance'. I could keep a secret as well as anyone. Poirot had always persisted in the humiliating belief that I am a transparent character and that anyone can read what is passing in my mind. — Agatha Christie

Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign. — Ljupka Cvetanova

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. — Terry Pratchett

Poor people! They build tunnels to reach the light. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Had I only known my letters
Would be of such importance
I'd empty myself on paper
Every single morning'

And it was for such reason,
as she read his little stanza,
that she decided to stamp
one
final
letter:

'Every single morning
I'd empty myself on paper
You were my greater importance
That's why I wrote you letters. — Mie Hansson

The worst way to drown is in mainstream. — J.R. Rim

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here? — Ryan Lilly

I came to understand the most intriguing irony of life, that the most intimate partner of life is death.
(Page 94) — Neena Verma

Some quotes aren't worth typing. — Melanie Kay Taylor

If you don't understand it, it's art. — Ljupka Cvetanova

The irony of life is a twisted game; but my god you learn fast, the ins and outs of how to play your part the best you can. — Nikki Rowe

He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Corporate irony; you will seen the best of machines and worst of people ever. — Vikrmn

Women in love are pathetic
and I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

It is the central irony of my life that when I want something and end up getting it, it makes me profoundly uncomfortable. — Jennifer Armintrout

It's shameful for a devil to be good. — Ljupka Cvetanova

The irony of the human heart is that it's tormented both by the presence and absence of it's own soul's counterpart. — Crystal Woods

In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it. — J.R. Rim

He assumed a manner that could be called circular irony. Everything he said, he said in quotes, with an artificial, exaggerated emphasis, and with the elocution of someone playing a succession of improvised, ad hoc roles. Therefore, whoever did not know him long and well was confounded, for it seemed impossible ever to tell what the man thought true and what false, and when he was speaking seriously and when he was merely amusing himself with words. — Stanislaw Lem

If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money! — Ljupka Cvetanova

They would sweep their poverty under the carpet if only they had one. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Irony; we want to dance like robots and want robots to dance like us. — Vikrmn

We live in a world of fortune and luxury, yet how poor and sad we are at times. — Rachel Hauck

Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us! — Ljupka Cvetanova

His boat sank. They were all on his side. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Dream big!
But not so big that it becomes a mess, and you may never reach reality. — Hasil Paudyal

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors. — Ljupka Cvetanova

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels. — Ljupka Cvetanova

What does your birth date say about you? You are old! — Ljupka Cvetanova

But apparently yoiu don't need dot-com wealth to ruin an area for its low-income residents. The Pioneer Press quotes Secretary of HUD Andrew Cuomo ruing the "cruel irony" that prosperity is shrinking the stock of affordable housing nationwide: "The stronger the economy, the stronger the upward pressure on rents. — Barbara Ehrenreich

They were all on his side. Hi boat sank. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I watched you undress. Shame on you! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Maggie Nelson cuts through our culture's prefabricated structures of thought and feeling with an intelligence whose ferocity is ultimately in the service of love. No piety is safe, no orthodoxy, no easy irony. The scare quotes burn off like fog. — Ben Lerner

Behind every successful woman is a hungry man. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Irony of the world is that it wants to simplify the complexity and complicate the simplicity. — Vikrmn

Regrets are a waste of time and waste of time brings about regrets. It's the best ironic cycle after life and death! — Adhish Mazumder

The irony of rule followers is they often quote a lot of people that do not follow as many rules as they do. — Shannon L. Alder