Ironized Aqha Quotes & Sayings

Give me an athlete and I'll give you an army. — Adolf Hitler

People have access to health care in America. After all, you just go to an emergency room. — George W. Bush

I like Yoga. I run. I go hiking. I'm very active. I like being outside. — Reese Witherspoon

There are a lot of different ways to talk about mindfulness, but what it really means is awareness. — Jon Kabat-Zinn

The moment the door opened, Jace seized up a yellow pencil lying on the desk and threw it. It sailed through the air and struck the wall just next to Luke's head, where it stuck, vibrating. Luke's eyes widened.
Jace smiled faintly. "Sorry, I didn't realize it was you."
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Luke indicated Simon and Clary with a wave of his hand. "I brought some people to see you."
Jace's eyes moved to them. They were as black as if they had been painted on. "Unfortunately," he said, "I only had the one pencil."
-Jace & Luke, pg.43- — Cassandra Clare

I wonder why the celebrities remodel themselves with plastic and then proclaim in ads to be ourselves! Well hellooo... Nice example — Gayathri Jayakumar

Intellect distinguishes between the possible and the impossible; reason distinguishes between the sensible and the senseless. Even the possible can be senseless. — Max Born