Iron Sky Funny Quotes & Sayings

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. — Craig Bruce

Never fry bacon when you're naked. — Richard Jeni

Feeling alone among the many is normal.

Feeling many when you are alone, calls for a professional help. A qualified shrink can always shrink your ego down to being again alone.
— Boris Zubry

I'm not even a little bit talented at the red-carpet makeup thing, but recently I did learn how to give myself dramatic-looking eyes and how to contour my cheekbones. — Britt Robertson

To be average is to be as near the bottom as the top. — Paul H. Dunn

Every side of a coin has another side. — Myron Scholes