Irma Almanac Quotes & Sayings

It was a rite of passage each year at Manhattan Life Insurance Company. The golden doors would open every summer to a new crop of bright-eyed college students, all of which were over-qualified for a job that required little more than a high school-equivalent GED and a fully loaded MetroCard. — Phil Wohl

For the record, I believe that women and their doctors should have access to oral contraception when desired by the patient and medically appropriate. — Ami Bera

It is a strange fact, but incontestable, that the philanthropist, who ardent in his desire to do good, who patient, reasonable and gentle, yet disdains to use other argument than truth, has less influence over men's minds than he who, grasping and selfish, refuses not to adopt any means, nor awaken any passion, nor diffuse any falsehood, for the advancement of his cause. — Mary Shelley

But I am bound upon a wheel of fire, that mine own tears do scald like moulten lead. — William Shakespeare

I don't have to tell you how pointless it is to dwell on the past, sweet pea. — Molly McLain

I will walk without noise and I will open the door in darkness and I will — Jonathan Safran Foer

We've got to decide, how much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. — Joe Torre

Some people have a hard time getting rid of stuff. If that's you, pray for God to give you the courage to get rid of things you don't really need or things He wants you to give away. This will help keep your surroundings organized and clutter-free. — Joyce Meyer

So anybody with any bit of intelligence has got to be pissed off because if they see how things are in the world, they're not going to be happy with it. — Marilyn Manson

A strange thing, words. Once they're said, it's hard to imagine they're untrue. — Sharon Biggs Waller

I am convinced that everything has come down to us from the banks of the Ganges, astronomy, astrology, metempsychosis, etc.. — Voltaire

And more than anything, I like the improvisation of jazz. That's the same thing with DJ-ing. There's so much improvisation you can do with cuttin' and scratchin' that's reminiscent of jazz music, because it's all about how you feel. You're capturing a vibe and just going with it. — DJ Jazzy Jeff

She opens her mouth. Then it's one long stream of colorful bitch. — Kristen Callihan

It was the kind ... of Southern women ... who believe ... that it is impossible to arrive in a new place without a pair of shoes to match every possible change of clothes. — Rebecca Wells

The reason there are so many opinions is that no one knows the Truth. — Joan Konner