Irking Me Quotes & Sayings

Perhaps I am his hope. But then she is his present. And if she is his present, I am not his present. Therefore, I am not, and I wonder why no-one has noticed I am dead and taken the trouble to bury me. For I am utterly collapsed. I lounge with glazed eyes, or weep tears of sheer weakness.
All people seem criminally irrelevant. I ignore everyone and everything, and, if crossed or interrupted in my decay, hate. Nature is only the irking weather and flowers crude reminders of stale states of being. — Elizabeth Smart

I feel like regardless of whether or not I win this award or I win that award or I don't win this award - I'm still Sam at the end of the day. And that's what defines me. — Sam Bradford

I like PETA as a group for many reasons, but one of the reasons that I admire them is that they say and do the things that other groups won't do. — Maggie Q

By their very nature, human beings are so capricious, so complex, so delightfully contradictory, that they deserve not only our consideration, but our reconsideration - and our unwavering determination to withhold our opinion until we have engaged with them — Amor Towles

The smell of gunpowder is sweeter to me than all the perfumes of Arabia. — Pope Julius II

They'd been played. By a tuba! — Jude Watson

Whenever I hear about parents who have nine or ten children, the only thing I wonder is how they survive the birthday parties. — George Carlin

By November, you wish you were dead. You want nothing more. Every day, every fucking day, you run up the steps of the house, breathing hard, swing open the cupboards, thinking: You pitiful little bitch. Fucking cow. Greedy pig. All day, your stomach pinches and spits up its bile. You sway when you walk. You begin to get cold again. — Marya Hornbacher

Ronald Reagan used to alarm his Soviet counterparts by saying that surely they'd both unite against an invasion from Mars. — Christopher Hitchens

Facebook would also risk irking advertisers by giving members a quick way to tag marketing messages with "dislikes," according — Anonymous

How did, all of a sudden, my middling desire to spend quality time in another's company become overwhelming? — Rodney Ross