Irish Woman Comedian Quotes & Sayings

We find in our children our own selves again, who might be made better than we are. — Cassandra Clare

There is no real teacher who in practice does not believe in the existence of the soul, or in a magic that acts on it through speech. — Allan Bloom

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates — Dan Millman

I didn't even know guys modeled before that. I thought Fabio was the only male model, and I really didn't fit that bill. — Ashton Kutcher

I've also been chased by a swan over by the pond one time. That's why I don't go there anymore. — Cara Dee

You have to learn to do everything, even to die. — Gertrude Stein

-Such dark thoughts for the sake of a corner table. My inner Jiminy Cricket spoke up. Oh, all right, I said. May the world's small things fill her with delight.
-Good, good, spoke the cricket.
-and may she purchase a lottery ticket and possess the winning number,
-Unnecessary, but fine.
-And may she order a thousand such bags, each one more splendid than the last, delivered and dumped by FedEx, and may she be trapped by a storeroom's worth, without food, water, or cell phone.
-I'm leaving, said my conscience.
-Me too, I said, and I went back out on the street. — Patti Smith

I think that every young person is a little mentally ill, you know? If we're not totally shutting down, we're all a little bit mentally ill in our twenties and maybe into our early thirties. — Gaby Hoffmann

A guy once told me that I sound like I'm a little ahead of myself. I can't wait to thank him at the Oscars. — Nicole Ari Parker