Involuntary Witness Quotes & Sayings

Melissa arrived punctually a few minutes after eight. She was on foot and her attire was an incitement to crime. — Gianrico Carofiglio

You always make a film with the hope that all types of people will want to see your work and that it doesn't matter about your color, but unfortunately it still does. — Regina King

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. — Bill Watterson

We have spent quite a bit of time considering a good space game, and I can't really say anything at this point, but we are definitely still interested in that area. — Will Wright

Ben keeps bouncing his legs up and down.
"Will you stop that?"
"I've had to pee for three hours."
"You've mentioned that."
"I can feel the pee all the way up to my rib cage," he says. "I am honestly full of pee. Bro, right now, seventy percent of my body weight is pee."
"uh-huh," I say, barely cracking a smile. It's funny and all, but I'm tired.
"I feel like I might start crying, and that I'm going to cry pee."
That gets me. I laugh a little. — John Green

One of the things you get to do as a writer is that you get to learn new stuff all the time, and I hope that I'm a better writer when I'm 70 than I was when I was 30. That's one of the great things about a literary career. — Justin Cronin

Together we proceeded on our way towards catastrophe. [Depressed lawyer and his unsuspecting clients.] — Gianrico Carofiglio

In my experience, Cupid's arrows rarely strike two people with the same definition of cleanliness. One partner usually feels like he or she is being asked to live in a furniture exhibit in the British Museum. The other partner remains convinced that he or she is forced to contend with the human version of Hurricane Gilbert. — Margo Kaufman

My sorrow may bear involuntary witness against you at the judgement Throne; but my angry thoughts or my reproaches never will, I know! — Charles Dickens

Grace is the essence of theology and gratitude is the essence of ethics. — G. C. Berkouwer