Invitation Making Program Quotes & Sayings

I spent my days spread-eagle in front of a fan, with bright pink calamine lotion slathered all over my undercarriage. If you walked into my room, you'd think I was giving birth to a Pepto-Bismol baby. — Mamrie Hart

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks. — Craig Ferguson

God and eternal things are my only pleasure. — Henry Martyn

Movies have been my way to get out of my backyard. I'm trying to let people know that movies change people's lives. — Adam Beach

Pessimism has its own secret
Share of optimism in it too. — Angela Suba

I have bad feet and I have weak ankles. — Katherine Heigl

I always said that mega-mergers were for megalomaniacs. — David Ogilvy

Owl had said it was important to know how swearing worked, and it was okay under the right circumstances, but that Jane shouldn't swear all the time. Jane definitely swore all the time. She didn't know why, but swearing felt fucking great. — Becky Chambers