Inventables Chicago Quotes & Sayings

Keep quiet about a toothpick in today's butter and next thing you know you'll be findin' a doorknob in the cottage cheese. — Alan Bradley

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!! — Billy Connolly

I'd like to harness their youthful energy with a strap. — Ronald Reagan

On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt. — Ilona Andrews

The second we are born, we start dying. So this is not life, this is death. — Amelia Mysko

You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people did before you. — Lisa Simpson