Invader Zim Dib Quotes & Sayings

Way too many people are trying to do the same thing with their lives. — Statik Selektah

I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself. — Aldous Huxley

Do the math: You never settle for less than the whole if you knew the half. — Talib Kweli

Most people I meet are secretly convinced that they're a little crazier than the average person. People understand the energy necessary to maintain their own shields, but not the energy expended by other people. They understand that their own sanity is a performance, but when confronted by other people they confuse the person with the role. — Keith Johnstone

Maybe your situation is going to change when you change. — Joel Osteen

If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get. — Frank A. Clark

I don't watch that much football ... I really like to play it. — Jamal Lewis

Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first
before it boomerangs. — Langston Hughes

Ellie fought the urge to stamp her foot. "I meant it this time. Do you accept my apology?"
"It appears," he said, raising his eyebrows, "that you might do me bodily harm if I do not."
"Ungracious prig," she muttered. "I am trying to apologize."
"And I," he said, "am trying to accept. — Julia Quinn

There was also, as it turned out, the dismay of my parents to be reckoned with: their tolerance about caterpillars and beetles and other non-human life forms did not quite extend to artists. — Margaret Atwood