Intuitionist By Colson Quotes & Sayings

Question: If there were two of you which one would win? — Douglas Coupland

And Grandma spooned in some beans. "We need one of them psychics," Grandma said. "I saw on television where you can call them up, and they know everything. They find dead people all the time. I saw a couple of them on a talk show, and they were saying how they help the police with these serial murder cases. I was watching that show, and I was thinking that if I was a serial murderer I'd chop the bodies up in little pieces so those psychics wouldn't have such an easy job of it. Or maybe I'd drain all the blood out of the body and collect it in a big bucket. Then I'd bury a chicken, and I'd take the victim's blood and make a trail to the chicken. Then the psychic wouldn't know what to make of it when the police dug up a chicken." Grandma helped herself to the gravy boat and poured gravy over her pot roast. "Do you think that'd work?" Everyone but Grandma paused with forks in midair. — Janet Evanovich

Because six-year-olds don't have real interests aside from double Dutch and Pizza Lunchables. — Katie Heaney

However, monarchs are literal Gods in your fantasy — Krista D. Ball

She's in tenth grade,' he said. 'I hear she's been homeschooled till now.'
Maybe that explains it,' I said. — Jerry Spinelli

It's so important to know where you are. — Jim Valvano

The thinking is that we started evolving language not by speaking but by gesturing. — Frans De Waal

I am against all forms of government, including good government. — Edward Abbey

It all comes down to probable cause: If you think something's up, maybe you gotta take a look. — Ron Livingston

Oh, God. What was happening to her, she was turning into a normal person. — Kate Atkinson

Not that she didn't love almost every boy she'd ever met, and not that every boy in the world didn't totally love her. It was impossible not to. But she wanted someone to love her and shower her with attention the way only a boy who was completely in love with her could. The rare sort of love. True love. The kind of love she'd never had. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Think of this as the highest paying job you never applied for. — D.W. Marshall

Ideas are most to feared when they become actions, Paul said. — Frank Herbert