Intelligent And Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings

He stepped forward and took both her hands in his cool ones. For a moment, she thought he intended to kiss her, and for a panicked moment she wasn't sure if she ought to stop him, wanted to stop him ... but then he just touched his forehead to hers and held it there. — Rachel Caine

Here's a test you can try at home, Put a 2 year old in a playpen with an apple and a rabbit. If it plays with the apple and eats the rabbit, you've got a carnivore. — Dan Piraro

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been. — Amy Sedaris

It's a historical fact that the Stasi did horrible things and that they monitored a lot of people in East Germany, but I find it very interesting to think about the importance of the Western secret services back then and still working today. — Christian Schwochow

As an actor, what I'm finding is that I really like the extremes. I think that's really fun to play with. — Taylor Schilling

Expectations imply a future, which doesn't exist. There's only the present. — Mark Tullius

I want you to write down your blessings. — Maya Angelou

I wish to be at any time hereafter only a yea-sayer! — Friedrich Nietzsche

It - I was pretty much equipped, by experience and inclination, for mayhem. — Jim Butcher

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. — Billy Horschel

It makes Brooke feel strange in her stomach. It is like the feeling when she reads a book like the one about the man with the bomb, or thinks a sentence, just any old sentence like: the girl ran across the park, and unless you add the describing word then the man or the girl are definitely not black, they are white, even though no one has mentioned white, like when you take the the out of a headline and people just assume it's there anyway. Though if it were a sentence about Brooke herself you'd have to add the equivalent describing word and that's how you'd know. The black girl ran across the park. — Ali Smith

I want to support the view that the foundation of reality itself is a unified, indeterminate maze of possibilities. — Danah Zohar

Jason Katims creates truly relatable three-dimensional people you fall in love with right away. Jason always puts a lot of heart into what he does. He has a way of touching your emotional core in a life-affirming way. And he's a great show runner. — David Walton