Instruyete Quotes & Sayings

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made. — Mark Twain

I did it,... I talked to Stephen King in a dream... not once but twice in two dreams. - As far from here I can tell you it's awesome... I did it... I jerkoff on a dream... dreaming that I'm jerking off.... I did it... I fucked a girl in a dream! — Deyth Banger

Everything is relative except relatives, and they are absolute. — Alfred Stieglitz

I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video. — Harry Redknapp

I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop. — Robert Breault

What are you doing this weekend to improve your financial situation? Sacrifice made today goes a long way for a better tomorrow. — Robert Kiyosaki

The problem with the screenplay is that it's not literature, and it's not a film. It's a very weird, technical kind of blueprint that will be absolutely transformed into something else that is not that, you know? Honestly, a screenplay is no literature. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

But if I had to choose a single destination where I'd be held captive for the rest of my time in New York, I'd choose the Metropolitan Museum of Art. — Tim Gunn

Too many employers have said that they are unable to find skilled workers. — Dennis Hastert

While we generally believe in free speech and giving everyone as much ability to speak as possible, in practice there are lots of barriers to that, whether it's legal restrictions, technological restrictions or you can't share what you want if you don't have access to the internet. — Mark Zuckerberg

It's surreal to think that I own this beautiful island. It doesn't feel like anyone can own Lanai. What it feels like to me is this really cool 21st-century engineering project, where I get to work with the people of Lanai to create a prosperous and sustainable Eden in the Pacific. — Larry Ellison