Instagram Bio Ideas Quotes & Sayings

Perhaps there's an innate human emotion inside us all that when we are presented with something we don't understand, we immediately want to kill it. — Todd Berger

That guy," Lindsey said, "is a douche. Asterisk, I hate him. Footnote, he can suck it. — Chloe Neill

Little deer, I've stuffed all the world's diseases inside you. / Your veins are thorns // and the good cells are lost in the deep dark woods / of your organs. — Pascale Petit

Here's why guys are smarter than women. We're curious. We want to know shit. — Adam Carolla

I guess the truth is nobody told this smart kid that communication between such divergent life forms was impossible, so he just went ahead and did it anyhow. — Terry Pratchett