Inspirational Jack Handy Quotes & Sayings

we are all one family but love ourselves best. — Mary Oliver

Maybe this was all supposed to happen just like this, because . . . because it was always gonna be you and me. — Jenny Han

It is easy to make a simple machine which will run toward the light or run away from it, and if such machines also contain lights of their own, a number of them together will show complicated forms of social behavior ... — Norbert Wiener

Alas, what wickedness to swallow flesh into our own flesh, to fatten our greedy bodies by cramming in other bodies, to have one living creature fed by the death of another! — Pythagoras

But I never cheated on your mom. Never wanted to. You need a man who feels the same way, and don't stop until you find him. — Joanna Wylde

A perfect democracy is therefore the most shameless thing in the world. — Edmund Burke

Courage is a demonstration of faith. — Rick Joyner