Inspirational Comedic Quotes & Sayings

Rooted in the mythology of all primitive races is the belief in a land of peace and happiness, a sort of earthly paradise, once possessed by man, but now lost, and only to be attained again by the virtuous. — H. A. Guerber

I do like to cook; I'm sort of a mad scientist in the kitchen. — Kyle Chandler

At the end of the second week they were still working and Arretapec, Conway and their patient were being talked, whistled, cheeped and grunted about in every language in use at the hospital. — James White

When a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All moments, past, present, and future, always have existed, always will
exist. — Kurt Vonnegut

He looked like someone trying to sell something for less than it was worth. — Ramona Ausubel

As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Don't bother to brush it off.
Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance.
Having a sense of humor saves you. — Joseph Campbell

Olaf you're melting (Ana)
Some people are worth melting for (Olaf) — Walt Disney Company

No matter how dark the moment, love and hope are always possible. — George Chakiris

Like other corrupt people, he would never realize that his punishment was in missing out on what he didn't know he could have. — Guy Mankowski

I dress like a bum all the time. I'm a pretty casual fella. — Travis Fimmel

Though it be honest, it is never good to bring bad news. — William Shakespeare

I don't know if I'd put labels on myself, but I do feel that when women are empowered, they have the power to transform society. — Queen Rania Of Jordan

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna. — Nalini Singh