Inspirational College Graduation Quotes & Sayings

The secret to a happy life is your attitude. If you think positively, positive things will happen. If you think negatively ... well where is the happiness? — Gloria Tesch

Football coaches don't have real problems. — Lou Holtz

My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher. — Rodney Dangerfield

My bag hit the floor, spilling overpriced books and pens across the shiny floor. My pens! My glorious pens rolled everywhere. — J. Lynn

When you really want to say no, say no. You can't do everything - or at least not well. — Anna Quindlen

I really love the sound of my dog snoring. — Chris Evans

She is a woman. No matter how hard you think she has grown, she always has her softer parts. Feel her there. — Akif Kichloo

What the Olympics and other mega-events have shown is that the significant investment required to host an international games successfully has the power to transform a region, and even a nation. — Richard Attias

Books can inspire you to love yourself more, but by listening to, writing out, or verbally expressing your feelings you are actually doing it. — John N. Gray

Bernard sank into a yet more hopeless misery.
"But why is it prohibited?" asked the Savage. In the excitement of meeting a man who had read Shakespeare he had momentarily forgotten everything else.
The Controller shrugged his shoulders. "Because it's old; that's the chief reason. We haven't any use for old things here."
"Even when they're beautiful?"
"Particularly when they're beautiful. Beauty's attractive, and we don't want people to be attracted by old things. We want them to like the new ones."
"But the new ones are so stupid and horrible. Those plays, where there's nothing but helicopters flying about and you feel the people kissing." He made a grimace. "Goats and monkeys!" Only in Othello's word could he find an adequate vehicle for his contempt and hatred. — Aldous Huxley

Habits are like a cable. We weave a strand of it every day and soon it cannot be broken. — Stephen R. Covey

Shopping's absolutely impossible nowadays. You can't get near the counter, and when you do, they haven't got it and you pay twiceas much for it. — Arthur Wimperis

I've never heard anyone say the really deep lessons of life have come in times of ease and comfort. But, I have heard many saints say every significant advance I've ever made in grasping in the depth of God's love and growing deep with Him, have come through suffering. — John Piper

While we need to look deeply into the Scriptures Jesus knew, we needn't look beyond them for things that aren't there. — Ann Spangler

There should be exit interviews for dating. Just a brief evaluation of the highlights and challenges of the relationship, and maybe a few questions like "So what exactly was it that motivated you to dump me? — Devan Sipher