Insetos Quotes & Sayings

The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom. — Richard Branson

I do find London exciting. Much as I hate to agree with that tedious old git Samuel Johnson, and despite the pompous imbecility of his famous remark about when a man is tired of London he is tired of life ... I can't dispute it. — Bill Bryson

I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day. — Ozzy Osbourne

the progress of which mankind is so proud, may well be known to the gods by another name. — Dornford Yates

The Lord gave us Ten Commandments, but the bill before the House today gives us 39. — Tom Lantos

I'm freestylin just on the microphone
On the BBC, on the BBC
I'm just freestylin on the BBC
Um British Broadcasting Company
i'm just basically making this shit up as I go along
Basically just free
Just basically from the top of my dome
Sometimes it's not so good
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all the lady listeners pregnant — Flight Of The Conchords

What does introspection mean? It means you're looking in the wrong direction. — Marty Rubin

Light comes to us unexpectedly and obliquely. Perhaps it amuses the gods to try us. They want to see whether we are asleep. — H.M. Tomlinson