Inscrutably Codified Quotes & Sayings

Swag is something that I've had for a long time. — Amar'e Stoudemire

I don't know about this here eternal marriage business. But it seems to me that if you can't live with the sons-of-bitches on earth the Lord won't force you to remain with them in heaven. — J. Golden Kimball

The world was reduced to the surface of her skin and her inner self was safe from all bitterness. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Mr. Gradgrind, apprised of his wife's decease, made an expedition from London, and buried her in a business-like manner. He then returned with promptitude to the national cinder-heap, and resumed his sifting for the odds and ends he wanted, and his throwing of the dust about into they eyes of other people who wanted other odds and ends - in fact, he resumed his parliamentary duties. — Charles Dickens

Jerome Bettis should be in the Hall of Fame — Curtis Martin

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. — Laozi