Inoffensive Crossword Quotes & Sayings

To dispose of a two-headed Org, jump up and down three times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle! — Micky Dolenz

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. — Anonymous

When you get the hang of this, before you know it you will KNOW you are the creator. — Rhonda Byrne

You need not go back four thousand years for heroines. The world is filled with them today. They do not belong to any nation, nor to any religion, nor exclusively to any race. Wherever woman is found, they are found. — Robert Green Ingersoll

I never want anything more than what's fair. The problem is, I never want anything less either. In the old-boy school of business, if a woman walks away from the table with what's rightfully hers, the man feels screwed ... — Dolly Parton

No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. — Franz Kafka

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! — Doug Larson

They take their punishment so well, so cheerfully: I go out with an adder in my heart, and an asp in my tongue, and every night I sow thorns in the garden of my soul. — Oscar Wilde

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. — Aesop

I love my little Mac G4 computer and we just had Internet installed on the bus ... we all have little Macs actually, there's four of us on the bus, and we all just sit there and surf the Internet! — Lee Ann Womack

It also meant that whenever a body is not acted on by any force, it will keep on moving in a straight line at the same speed. — Stephen Hawking