Inoffensive Behavior Quotes & Sayings

No matter what you do for someone-no matter if you feed him a bottle as a baby or curl up with him at night to keep him warm or give him food so he's not hungry-make one wrong move at the wrong moment, and you become someone unrecognizable. — Jodi Picoult

Massage is very important for relaxing. — Andrew Tan

Lust is a master showman who disguises himself as love, and love is a mythical creature who keeps habitat with the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and other lies we have been fed. — Eric Jerome Dickey

When you show up at a rally supporting a bill, you are supporting the bill. — Charlie Dent

At this he laughed, and so did we: the jests of the rich are ever successful. — Oliver Goldsmith

Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not. — John Hodgman

A person can either do something in order to be happy, or ... a person can start the day by simply deciding to BE happy and the things that person will do will automatically reflect that. — Neale Donald Walsch

Death hangs over thee. While thou livest, while it is in thy power, be good. — Marcus Aurelius

Dr. Fell, do you believe a man could become so obsessed with a woman, from a single encounter?
Could he daily feel a stab of hunger for her and find nourishment in the very sight of her? I think so. But would she see through the bars of his plight and ache for him? — Thomas Harris

Best friends are forever. That's why they're called BFFs. — Lauren Conrad

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it! — Mr. Krabs