Innuendo Humour Quotes & Sayings

But a cock does not enter a hen ... it enters a ... meow-meow! — Faraaz Kazi

Figuring out our gifts in life is part of our journey to becoming enlightened human beings. — Allison DuBois

Phrases and images from the game filtered through his head... hitting the sweet spot, working the rosin bag, over the bat, going deep, in the hole, double header, baseball was a filthy, dirty sport! — J.D. Ruskin

What're you doin' up so early?"
"Says the rancher," [Lainie] replied dryly.
"Funny. Maybe me 'n' Kyle had plans for this morning." [Hank] waggled his eyebrows.
"Maybe you and Kyle should've gotten up sooner." She sipped her coffee. "The early cowboy gets to stick his worm in the cowgirl and all that. — Lorelei James

Shape your mindsets or your mindsets will shape you. — Mindy Hall

You almost got plowed by a cab. And if you want to get plowed, I will gladly volunteer my services. I promise you I'll be a lot - "
"Don't even finish that sentence."
"It was just an offer. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I did a show called 'Bakersfield, P.D.' That was one of the best things I have ever done. — Ron Eldard

Inordinate love creates inordinate, uncontrollable anguish if anything goes wrong with the object of our greatest hope. — Timothy Keller

She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you, shifter!"
"Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. — Cori Moore

My parents had a love for music. There were so many records, so much music constantly being played. My mother played piano, my father sang, and we were always surrounded in music. — Lauryn Hill

The rise of secularism has brought about an increase in hostility toward things religious. — Jon Stewart

In dealing with a girl or a horse, one lets nature take its course — Fred Astaire

Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when
— Cassandra Clare