Indescifrable Significado Quotes & Sayings

We should have learned by now not to be surprised by kittypets.
Graystripe — Erin Hunter

There's no good idea that cannot be improved on. — Michael Eisner

Step 1: The sender places the present in the briefcase, which they lock with their padlock and remove their key. They then send the locked briefcase to the receiver. Note: While the briefcase is en route from sender to receiver, it is safe from all adversaries, because they cannot remove the padlock from the briefcase. However, the receiver is also unable to obtain the present. Step 2: The receiver locks the briefcase with their own padlock and removes the key. They then return it to the sender. Note: The briefcase is now locked with two padlocks so no one can get the present. Step 3: The sender uses their own key to remove their padlock from the briefcase and returns the briefcase to the receiver. Note: The only lock on the briefcase belongs to the receiver. Step 4: The receiver removes their padlock from the briefcase to obtain the present. — Fred C. Piper

I feel so dirty now," I whispered dramatically.
"I need a chemical baaath." (Oliver) — Ben Monopoli

you're rowing by wordlight — Paul Celan

We always glorify war, but why? We have war memorials everywhere but I never saw a peace memorial yet. We teach our children war game. We let them play game which is not other than a legal war but we expect peace from them. How foolish that could be! — Debasish Mridha

Kingsley woke up that morning and decided to fuck the first girl who'd let him. Luckily there was a girl conveniently located in his bed. Who she was he didn't quite remember, but it didn't really matter. — Tiffany Reisz

Listen, I'm from Belfast. We're not polite people. And it's language. We're direct. — Paula Malcomson

I think 90% of my ideas evaporate because I have a terrible memory and because I seem to be committed to not scribble anything down. As soon as I write it down, my mind rejects it. — Junot Diaz

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. — Mark Twain

I don't require sex for happiness - I need companionship. I need a partner I can depend on, that I can love and grow with. — Erykah Badu

It's almost impossible to overpay the truly extraordinary CEO ... but the species is rare. — Warren Buffett