Increased Platelet Quotes & Sayings

Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother? — Christopher Moore

January is my favorite month, when the light is plainest, least colored. And I like the feeling of beginnings. — Anne Truitt

In my family, we can't just sit and be together. We have to be shelling peas or husking corn or something. A larger task. Some way of being with people. — Chuck Palahniuk

Is it a particularly British trait to so utterly adore truly appalling men, from Tony Hancock through to Steptoe and Alf Garnett, Captain Mainwaring, Rigsby, Del Boy, Victor Meldrew and on to David Brent from The Office. The most deeply adored characters are all simply vile. — A.A. Gill

Only the really plain people know about love - the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents. — Katharine Hepburn

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. — Navjot Singh Sidhu

Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. — Various

[upon hearing that the school received funding for the football field, but not for any of the arts] Well, we might never have another Great American Novel or amazing musicals written by Americans, but at least we will always be able to toss a ball between some metal posts. Our priorities are right on track. — Chris O'Guinn

This was the final weight that broke my mind's kneecaps. — Isaac Marion

Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette party in the mood to sing. — Vicki Lesage