Incomodos Momentos Quotes & Sayings

If you didn't already know, we're expecting in about four and a half months." Elliott beamed. The guests raised glasses with congratulations in the air.
"He slipped one past a goalie!" Ryan cheered.
The beer I just sipped came out through my nose. Mia was choking on her water. Serena turned from Ryan to Elliott, smacking him on the chest. Mortification painted her red face.
"Did you teach him that?"
Elliott shrugged with a mischievous grin. — Sadie Grubor

There's something about Brooklyn that reminds me of Toronto. I think because it's so community-minded. — Sandrine Holt

I'm bad at golf. — Seth MacFarlane

If you don't want anyone to know about your existence, you might as well kill yourself. You're taking up space, air. — Dave Eggers

We all have within us a centered place of wisdom, harmony, and balance. — Arianna Huffington

Sometimes the gravest things must, of necessity, become the most comic. It's how we know they haven't destroyed us. — Foz Meadows

In history, good intentions do not always make good consequences — Alija Izetbegovic

I am a fan of magic and fantasy, particularly when it's grounded in reality. — Erin Morgenstern

We are called to fear only God. There is an important reason for this. What we fear is what we're subject to; our fears define our master. Where there is no fear, there is no control. — Erwin Raphael McManus

Your Joan of Arcs and Supermans don't come around too often. Mostly, the world is made up of people like me, plodding along. It's what most people do - plod, plod, plod. While it kills me to come to grips with the fact that I'm like everyone else, that pain is outweighed by the comfort I get from being a member of the human race. — Douglas Coupland

Embarrassment wasn't what I had in mind. Put it this way: I'm not really interested in any of them wanking off to the sounds of us fucking in the next room. — Georgia Cates

The universe is always sending you inspiration, you just have to listen and allow. — Linda Armstrong

The loss of the religious understanding of the human condition - that Man is a fallen creature for whom virtue is necessary but never fully attainable - is a loss, not a gain, in true sophistication. The secular substitute - the belief in the perfection of life on earth by the endless extension of a choice of pleasures - is not merely callow by comparison but much less realistic in its understanding of human nature. — Theodore Dalrymple

Life will always be to a large extent what we ourselves make it. — Samuel Smiles

She have to go pick up prescription, so I watch Sophie for short time. And tiny bears are happy when I go in bathroom."
"Hamsters, Mrs. Korjev, not bears."
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"I've got her now," Charlie said. "One of you stay with her while I get rid of the H-A-M-S-T-E-R-S."
"He mean the tiny bears. — Christopher Moore