Incidental Beneficiary Quotes & Sayings

Bodies like this give sexual desire its meaning! It's for this that penises rise like drawbridges and vaginas become engorged with blood! It's for this that people throw snot-nosed kids into ravines, cross raging rivers, or ice-pick up the wrong side of frozen waterfalls! It's for this that politicians undo their flies in election season, porn magazines with their pages stuck together are found stacked in church basements, people chop off body parts and mail them to ex-lovers, risk hair on palms, stolen wallets, planes flying into buildings, and lice that hop like chess figurines on a board whose players are ever changing. — Barry Webster

This is your reminder to wear your heart on your sleeve more often. — Siobhan Vivian

When you are in doubt and lost, to find the way, chose love. — Debasish Mridha

Time waxing old can many a lesson teach. — Aeschylus

He cares for you, you know." Violetta turns her head briefly in the direction of the closed doors. "Magiano. I've seen him standing guard outside your door, making sure you aren't having another nightmare or an illusion. — Marie Lu

Forget about the Past; Don't Worry about the Future; Live Today!-RVM — R.v.m.

You know we are flawed people, so if someone is going to make a movie about me, they don't have to make it up. My real flaws are much funnier. — Michael Moore