Inappropriate Bowling Quotes & Sayings

Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity? — Samuel Butler

My worth depended on where exactly the decimal was placed among the zeroes. — Augusten Burroughs

I am in trouble here. This woman is not right. — Stephen King

Writing songs has a therapeutic effect, and it either kills off love or wins the heart of the lover. — Shakira

Cannot the love of Christ carry the missionary where the slave-trade carries the trader? I shall open up a path to the interior or perish. — David Livingstone

Hanging and marriage, you know, go by destiny. — George Farquhar

Justice must take account of infinite circumstances which a human being cannot understand. — Clarence Darrow