Impractical Joker Inspiring Quotes & Sayings

The Future," says Ian, in a film-trailer voice. "Coming soon, to a Present near you. — David Mitchell

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason. — Voltaire

Obscurity is the kingdom of error. — Luc De Clapiers

I could never do stand-up because it's that thing of having to get up on stage. And out of every 10 jokes you tell, nine of them have to get a really good response. — Daniel Radcliffe

In an automobile civilization, which was one of constant motion and activity, there was almost no time to think; in a television one, there is small desire. — Louis Kronenberger

Rather than trying to recover and maintain a tradition that links back to the past (and former glories), Chaos Magick is an approach that enables the individual to use anything that s/he thinks is suitable as a temporary belief or symbol system. What matters is the results you get, not the 'authenticity' of the system used. So Chaos Magic then, is not a system - it utilises systems and encourages adherents to devise their own, giving magic a truly Postmodernist flavour. — Phil Hine

My favorite traditional Christmas movie that I like to watch is All Quiet on the Western Front. It's just not December without that movie in my house. — Tom Hanks

As society advances the standard of poverty rises. — Theodore Parker

However patriarchal the world, at home the child knows that his mother is the source of all power. The hand that rocks the cradlerules his world ... The son never forgets that he owes his life to his mother, not just the creation of it but the maintenance of it, and that he owes her a debt he cannot conceivably repay, but which she may call in at any time. — Frank Pittman

There's no way to be a Christian at home by yourself. — Sara Miles

One volcano puts out more toxic gases - one volcano - than man makes in a whole year. And when you look at this 'climate change,' and when you look at the regular climate change that we all have in the world, we have warm and we have cooling spells. — John Raese