Impossibleism Quotes & Sayings

The times are very bad. Very well, you are there to make them better. — Thomas Carlyle

Did you know the English wouldn't dream of putting olive oil on food? They use it for ear infections. Freddie told me."
"Yes, I've heard their cuisine hasn't evolved since the Middle Ages. — Glenn Haybittle

I enjoy the company of my fellow man and woman, and I do not wish to be sequestered away in any type of bubble. — Pierce Brosnan

The activities of these parasites and degenerates gave rise to Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, and also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-Dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, and Mama, which is like Dada only nicer. — Daniel Pinkwater

I left Somalia when I was seven years old, but I witnessed a whole year in a war. — Barkhad Abdi

Violence of any kind, once it starts, is like fucking a gorilla-you ain't done till
the gorilla's done. — Craig Ferguson