Import Tuner Quotes & Sayings

That is something that I always want to do when I arrive somewhere is to know about the culture of the country, about the club and make sure I know what it takes to wear the jersey. — Thierry Henry

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin ... I poked a badger with a spoon. — Eddie Izzard

The watchers below could see the chocolate swishing around the boy in the pipe, and they could see it building up behind him in a solid mass, pushing against the blockage. The pressure was terrific. Something had to give. Something did give, and that something was Augustus. WHOOF! Up he shot again like a bullet in the barrel of a gun. — Roald Dahl

I irritate the wife because of my private dancing. — Brian McDermott

As long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal substances are political prisoners — Paul Krassner

I can get by and chatter and talk and tell funny stories, make people laugh, but I don't have as many words, I don't have the vocabulary. I think if I forced myself to read in Spanish - you know, I always say I'm going to, but I lose my patience reading in Spanish, because I really do read the way a third grader does, mouthing the words. That takes a long time! — Sandra Cisneros

True perception is the means by which the world is saved from sin, for sin does not exist. And it is this that true perception sees. — Foundation For Inner Peace

My opponents make good moves too. Sometimes I don't take these things into consideration — Bobby Fischer

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either. — W.C. Fields

Taste is a result of a thousand distastes. — Francois Truffaut

Yeah. All that is called dating." She waves a finger in the air. "You're dating Boyd."

I think I'm going to throw up.

"You might even be engaged," Everly continues. "For all you know... Hey, are you pregnant by any chance? Remember how Sophie didn't know she was pregnant? That might be a thing you can add to your collection of things you don't know are happening." Her eyes light up and she places a hand on her chest. "Can I be the godmother?"

"I'm not pregnant." But I do feel sick. — Jana Aston

He felt fine so he got up and tried to walk to his house, but something was holding him back. All around him he could see dark figures. They were faceless masses whose only recognizable features were arms and legs. — Cindy Parmiter