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In demanding our praise God is demanding the completion of our pleasure (in him). — John Piper

On his telepathic understanding with James Worthy- It's almost like we have ESPN. — Magic Johnson

Because partisanship has made anything fair, which honor and propriety might once have kept quiet. — Stephanie Dray

You cannot expect to be on intimate terms with everybody on your club, and there is no reason why you should be, so long as you are playing the game. — Joe Tinker

As long as our brain is a mystery, the universe, the reflection of the structure of the brain will also be a mystery. — Santiago Ramon Y Cajal

The United Nations represents not a final stage in the development of world order, but only a primitive stage. Therefore its primary task is to create the conditions which will make possible a more highly developed organization. — John Foster Dulles

Gooseberries aren't just for creamy desserts and pies. — Yotam Ottolenghi

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore. — Abigail Van Buren

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing. — Louis C.K.

An eye for beauty locks onto faces that show signs of health and fertility - just as one would predict if it had evolved to help the beholder find the fittest mate. — Steven Pinker