Imao Text Quotes & Sayings

Why don't you tell people what happened last night"
"You slept on the sofa!"
"And why is that?"
"Because you're ... incompetent — R.S. Burnett

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them. — Adam Sandler

I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but that's the great part: I don't have to be. — Brandi Glanville

The stupid woman is the one who thinks she doesn't need any help. — Herman Koch

If you want your church to stand the test of time, then you have to be replaced. — Andy Stanley