Imagens Para Quotes & Sayings

We are all bodybuilders, so build the house you want to live in. — Rodney Page

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed. — Jennifer Aniston

-You do know to put the condom on as soon as the penis is erect, don't you?
-I paid a fortune for bananas out of season in case you need the practice.
This is a trap. If I say, Oh yeah, I roll rubbers onto new dry erections all the time, I'll get the slut lecture from my father. But if I tell them, No, we'll get to spend Christmas Day practicing to protect me from fruit. — Chuck Palahniuk

Anyone who has taken the oath I have just taken must feel a heavy weight of responsibility. If not, he has no conception of the powers and duties of the office. — William Howard Taft

Dad: someone who hopes his son will turn out just like him,
and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did. — John Walter Bratton