Im No Gardener Quotes & Sayings

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes. — Kathleen Madigan

Forget yourself, but not lonely days... — Arash Pakravesh

You don't want to sound as though you used a Sharper Image catalogue for a thesaurus. — Renni Browne

All gradients of reality, all existential distinctions, have finally been annihilated. — Margaret Wertheim

Who do I think was the greatest? This might shock you: Elgin Baylor. He did so many great things. Nobody could guard him, playing in the forward spot. I'd love to see some of today's greats playing against Elgin. They couldn't guard him. Nobody could. — Oscar Robertson

Like a stripped and lifeless trunk the Oriental church produces no theologians, thinkers, or savants. — Emilia Pardo Bazan

Creating new people, by having babies, is so much a part of human life that it is rarely thought even to require a justification. Indeed, most people do not even think about whether they should or should not make a baby. They just make one. In other words, procreation is usually the consequence of sex rather than the result of a decision to bring people into existence. Those who do indeed decide to have a child might do so for any number of reasons, but among these reasons cannot be the interests of the potential child. One can never have a child for that child's sake. — David Benatar

The fact of the matter is that today, stuff-selling mega-corporations have a huge influence on our daily lives. And because of the competitive nature of our global economy, these corporations are generally only concerned with one thing - the bottom line. That is, maximising profit, regardless of the social or environmental costs. — David Suzuki

Political correctness is euphemism for "fear to speak truth to authority — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Although my justification was secured in a moment, the process of my understanding and acceptance took place over a year-long time of some guys being patient with me and loving me and walking with me. They invited me to church gatherings and spiritual events, and they even allowed me to mock those things. They just patiently explained them to me more fully. I asked a lot of questions that I now know won't be answered this side of heaven, but they let me ask them anyway, and they tried to answer. Sometimes they'd give me books to read. Through that whole year, God began to gather kindling around my life. — Matt Chandler

Confucius does his crossword with a pen. — Tori Amos