Im Annoyed Quotes & Sayings

I think the sport of cycling is different then racing. The sport is just about being healthy and giving yourself an outlet so it's a easy sport to do and I think there are more and more women cycling everyday. — Robin Farina

Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned. — Brian Clough

Sometimes now, when I watch continental games on television, I'm a bit bored. I ask, 'where is the intensity?' — Arsene Wenger

quicktrip isn't a gas station. it's an everything-you-really-need station. and their bathrooms are immaculate. — Rainbow Rowell

Conscious experience as such is an exclusively internal affair: Once all functional properties of your brain are fixed, the character of subjective experience is determined as well. — Thomas Metzinger

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. — Steven Wright

Standing is stupid,
Crawling's a curse,
Skipping is silly,
Walking is worse.
Hopping is hopeless,
Jumping's a chore,
Sitting is senseless,
Leaning's a bore.
Running's ridiculous,
Jogging's insane-
Guess I'll go upstairs and
Lie down again. — Shel Silverstein

I wonder if the reason I tend to say yes to everything is because I deeply believe that I can survive anything. — Scarlett Thomas

Knowing what you can do at any given time to look and feel better is pretty powerful. — Bobbi Brown

I enjoy being active, but I look forward to the day when I can retire to the Internet. — Daniel Kahneman

I glory in conflict that I may hereafter exult in victory. — Frederick Douglass

Unless South Africa is — Ha-Joon Chang

My comedy is romanticized laziness. — Jim Gaffigan

High-toned humanitarians constantly overestimate the sufferings of those they sympathize with. — H.L. Mencken