Illusionists Tour Quotes & Sayings

You're the one with the family tree that doesn't branch." She illustrated said tree with her fingers. "How many Egyptian gods slept with their brothers' and sisters' wife's mother's uncle's dogs? Hmm? I ask you?" He wasn't quite sure if he should be offended or amused by her attack on his family. Honestly, he had no real feelings for any of them other than hatred and disdain but ... "Have you visited your pantheon lately?" "We're not talking about my pantheon, here. Are we? No. We're insulting yours."
-Lydia and Seth- — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Blessings are just curses that other people envy. — Jonathan Safran Foer

At a distance from the theater of action, truth is not always related without embellishment. — George Washington

Because we're human. Like everyone else. And the older we get, the more human we get. The more human we get, the more painful everything becomes. — Pat Conroy

I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story. — Jonathan Safran Foer