Illuminent Coupon Quotes & Sayings

Chris says his father was born on the corner of straight and narrow ... — John Marsden

In the silence, in the darkness, swept away by these alien alkaloids and the plant-mind behind them, you find out a truth that can barely be told. And most of it can't be told. — Terence McKenna

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house. — Dennis Miller

In those early days of our relationship though, I always thought that she was so perfect that there had to be a catch. But there wasn't one. Five months and two days after our very first meeting, we were engaged and nine months after that we were married. And every day that I spent on this planet in the company of Ashling, I experienced the same sense of euphoria that I had tasted on our first date. I experienced something that in its simplest form can only be described as true love. — Ronan O'Brien

She hated cleaning up after making something. — Patricia Highsmith