Illogically Logical Quotes & Sayings

The Bisy Backson is always going somewhere, somewhere he hasn't been. Anywhere but where he is. — Benjamin Hoff

Never set limits when you are loving someone. — Debasish Mridha

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex. — Billy Connolly

Self-evidence, of which Russell has said so much, can only be discarded in logic by language itself preventing every logical mistake. That logic is a priori consists in the fact that we cannot think illogically. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

Truth lies in a small compass! The Aristotelians say, all truth is contained in Aristotle, in one place or another. Galileo makes Simplicius say so, but shows the absurdity of that speech by answering all truth is contained in a lesser compass, namely, in the alphabet. — Johann Georg Ritter Von Zimmermann

I believe in aging gracefully. — Tatjana Patitz

Entire families work for Xerox. — Anne M. Mulcahy

I understood that without English I would never get far, so my dream was to become a receptionist, and so I started to learn English from watching 'Sesame Street.' — Anchee Min

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty. — Mignon McLaughlin

I can do anything if i want it enough. — Cherise Sinclair

Rest on laurels? I wish I could do that. No, you rest when you're dead — Lee Kuan Yew

So it's conceivable I'll do something insane, or more insane than Dawn of the Dead. If that's possible. — Sarah Polley

My chefs don't apply for 'Top Chef'. They all know that there is no way. At the end of the process I look at the resumes of the last 25 options just to make sure they've never worked for me before. — Tom Colicchio