Iknewit Quotes & Sayings

The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak. — Demetri Martin

Of course, people will laugh at you, but people laugh at a great many things so there is no need to take it personally. — Jeanette Winterson

Just who are the cheese monkeys? And what do they want? — Chip Kidd

I'm a season ticket holder to the Washington Wizards, and I love going to Washington Nationals and Redskins games. — Wolf Blitzer

We're more concerned about our own "victory" over sin than we are about the fact that our sins grieve God's heart. — Jerry Bridges

The sun is setting, the sky is a tumult of oranges, reds and violets. — J.M. Coetzee

People often find themselves achieving victories that are empty, successes that have come at the expense of things they suddenly realize were far more valuable to them. — Stephen R. Covey

I want TNA to grow as a company, it's better for me as a performer and me as a businessman. But how can they grow if every chance they get they are constantly talking about up north and the WWE? — Chris Jericho

I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. NOTHING WAS ALPHABETIZED! — Mitch Hedberg

No religious reading, instruction or exercise, shall be prescribed or practiced [in the elementary schools] inconsistent with the tenets of any religious sect or denomination. — Thomas Jefferson

How could their love for each other be so wrong? — Terry Spear