Ihlenfeldtia Quotes & Sayings

We are so busy trying to make a better TOMORROW that we forget to make the best of TODAY.-RVM — R.v.m.

Par toi tout le bonheur que m'offre l'avenir Est dans mon souvenir. Through you, all the happiness that the future offers Is in my memory. — Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal. — Bill Hader

You know, one good apple can spoil the rest, Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony. — Joseph Heller

If your wife briefly corrects someone with "Actually, I'm bisexual" during conversation, it hardly sounds like attempting to remain an object of desire to me. If she went around saying, "Actually, I'm still very interested in men, particularly you, you massive dose of sexual charisma," you might have a case. — Mallory Ortberg

But the problems of perpetuating a hierarchical society go deeper than this. There are only four ways in which a ruling group can fall from power. Either it is conquered from without, or it governs so inefficiently that the masses are stirred to revolt, or it allows a strong and discontented Middle group to come into being, or it loses its own self-confidence and willingness to govern. — George Orwell

You can tell how well a marriage is working by counting the bite marks on each partner's tongue. — Rabih Alameddine

Love exists in itself, not relying on owning or being owned. — Sharon Salzberg

I never rode school busses growing up, unless, of course, it was for sports shit. Only losers ride school busses. — A.D. Aliwat

When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms. — Frank James

Getting behind the wheel, he said, "You're filthy, and you stink. You're not going to be a lot of trouble about taking a bath, are you?" The dog yawned. By — Dean Koontz