Igorot Funny Quotes & Sayings

I have been rejected 120 times, probably because I didn't write the right book. — Pierce Brown

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. — Chris Messina

Cousins are like cake. Does the cake make the event fun, or is it the fun event that makes you like cake? — Jim Gaffigan

The real effect of the WTC calamity has been depressed spirits, anxiety, and uncertainty among publishers, and of course those emotions are not restricted to publishers. — Richard Curtis

Ladies. Large masses of girls are often prone to this salutation. I hate being mollified with this unsolicited "ladies" business. I know we're all women. I am conscious of my breasts. Do I have to be conscious of yours as well? Do men do this? Do they go, "Men: Meet for ribs in the shed after the game. Keg beer, raw eggs, and death metal only." I would imagine not. — Sloane Crosley

Basically I'm pretty sure my mom thinks a well-thought-out list has the power to make time her personal bitch. — Susan Ranelle Amari

You get an image in the first couple of years of your career, and then whether you like it or not, you are stuck with it for the rest of your life. — Rahul Dravid