Ignotosaurus Quotes & Sayings

Humor is the mask of wisdom. — Friedrich Durrenmatt

I had absolutely no idea that all this time he'd been flirting with me. — Elizabeth Eulberg

You will be safe in His arms 'cause the hands that hold the world are holding your heart. — Phil Wickham

No I'm not. It might benefit you to go back and have a look at what some of our founding fathers really believed, instead of relying so much on what people these days tell you they believed. — Harper Lee

Story is honorable and trustworthy; plot is shifty, and best kept under house arrest. — Stephen King

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it. — Jack Benny

And if I would have taken lessons I probably wouldn't have done it, and what forced me to do all this weird stuff on the guitar was I couldn't afford effects pedals, I didn't have all this stuff when I was a kid so I just tried to squeeze all the weird noises I could out of the guitar, which brings me to building guitars. — Eddie Van Halen

The crowd were on Fathers side most of them anyways. Everyone loves a loser I thought and there was tears coming in my eyes and I couldn't stop them neither. — Michael Morpurgo

A man says to me, 'Can you explain the seven trumpets of the Revelation?' No, but I can blow one in your ear, and warn you to escape from the wrath to come. — Charles Spurgeon

Now that practical skills have developed enough to provide adequately for material needs, one of these sciences which are not devoted to utilitarian ends [mathematics] has been able to arise in Egypt, the priestly caste there having the leisure necessary for disinterested research. — Aristotle.

For the glory born of Goodness Never dies, And its flag is not half-masted In the skies. — Bret Harte